Ghiaaarr!! I found meself a Mermaid! Richard soon awoke from his Sea Captain Dream with a boot in his groin...

I’m only smiling ‘cause you’re about to fall down the stairs...

Raisin! Raiiisiiinnnn! Raaaaiiiissiinnn! Kirsty falls under the control of Poppy, Mistress Chinchilla of the Raisin!

Kev and Tanya on the dance floor...behind them, drunken vet students (aren’t they always…)

Heather putting the traditional ‘It wasn’t me who pushed Susan down the stair’s look...

The Liverpool Fencing Club was going to have their bottle orchestra perform for your birthday, Del, but we couldn't secure the deal with Evian.

‘Oh, John! This party is so boring!’

‘They’re just not swingers like us, Mike.’

Again, there’s no need to worry, Rooban only has Pepsi Max, and Gavin only Guinness Max...

Mike has something in his eye. Yes, that ought to cover up this photo up nicely...

Henry’s decided to join the Shaolin Trance monastery, while John playa hates some poor schmoe...

Again, Pepsi Max, there is no sugar (when am I going to be rid of this joke?!)

Kev soon found himself on the floor clutching his ‘jewels’. Mario was never seen again… Kirsty kept hunting for Raiiiisssiiinssss!!

THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!!! No, I’m not dancing, you Fools! It really IS ON FIRE!!!

‘Mario, next time don’t pick a fight with a sabre wielding Munchkin’

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEL!

Hope you had a smashing time! Sorry for the howling monkeys!

Raaaaaisssssiiiiiiiiiiiin!!